Candy Corniness
It’s time for Halloween again. One advantage of the mild Southeastern climate is: your costumes are not compromised. I used to live in Beantown; it was wicked frustrating when you pulled together a genius costume but had to cover it with your scarf, cap, and puffy coat.
This also means that ladies can show a lot of skin in the grand tradition of choosing somewhat, um, provocative costumes. Foxy nurse, tarty ladybug, naughty Dorothy from Wizard of Oz with dogwhore Toto.
My friend Mike and I were brainstorming on what costumes would be really hard to make racy. Thoughts? This is what we’ve got so far …
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Slutty DMV Employee
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